Your child's privates are the bomb!

The TSA gropes children to "keep them safe."  Last time I checked, being molested is the opposite of being safe.

Being a TSA agent would be the ideal job for a child molester.  He could get paid to molest children in public.  Great idea, or greatest idea?

What's that? A TSA agent was indicted on child-pornography charges? See, I told you it was a great idea.
No joke.  This TSA employee went cross-eyed looking at child porn.
The TSA needs to hire fewer child molesters, and more adult molesters.

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